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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

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Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can you explain the ongoing conflict between Palestine and Israel? Why does it appear that Israel has been more successful in the conflict?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do ya think Taylor Swift worships the devil?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

How does the media determine which statements made by President Trump to fact-check and which ones to not fact-check?

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

No go.

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Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

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