What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:56

share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
'2nd Jupiter' exoplanet seen 60 light-years away photo of the day for June 23, 2025 - Space
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Chrysler Is 100 Years Old, and It's 'Back On,' Stellantis Design Boss Gilles Says - Road & Track
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
No go.
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Brain cortex structure linked to mental abilities and psychiatric disorders - Medical Xpress
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Strike by Safeway, Albertsons workers to start Sunday in 4 Colorado cities - The Denver Post
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Thumbs down again.